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All of the phrases are taken from various spam emails over the course of several weeks. For this "demo" version, the voice is generated with a built-in Macintosh voice, and the music is from GarageBand. Since the voice is not always perfectly clear, I recommend following along with the text (below). |
(We Have What You Need) |
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An
email poem in “free” verse Compiled by Stephen A. Schrum (Summer 2004) |
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Click the Play button to start when
you are ready.
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Hello, I have a special
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We
have what you need... |
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We
have what you need... |
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