by Stephen A. Schrum

Some of these works appear in my short story collection, Buttcracks and Willful Ignorance: Monologues, Dialogues and Other Stories.

"Security Noir"

The first of my works, now available on, are short stories about security guards in, well, take a look!


This new short story is fan fiction of a sort. People write fiction using the characters in their favorites TV shows and movies, so why not feature a car like the Toyota hybrid Prius?

"The Story of
Gilbert the Goldfish"

A fishy tale with 2 alternate endings comes to the Web after 20 years in the making! We have a web version and a Flash version available. Also available in Buttcracks and Willful Ignorance on

Email Steve Schrum; Return to the MUSOFYR Table of Contents